Swami Paws, or Why You Should Never Hire Cats as Interns

March 24th, 2010 § 0

Cats make terrible interns, we have discovered.

GOATCARTgames' feline intern Swami Paws asks if we would like to  have some "copieez" made.

Belay your scorn! We pretty much expected the new guy to be lazy, indolent, and reeking of self-entitlement. (That’s what you get when you pay your interns in Friskies.) And when he insisted that everyone start calling him, “Swami Paws, Master of the Unseen“? Honestly, it’s not the most eccentric behavior to happen around here. (Ahem.)

But we never suspected that lurking under his uniquely-proportioned exterior was this abomination – now in the App Store!  Srsly. 4 reelz! LOLwut?!1!

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